LORD WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTAL BE
perpetual-motion-machine:

Kate Bishop transforms into Hawkeye!

perpetual-motion-machine:

Kate Bishop transforms into Hawkeye!

It’s really not that complicated. I’ve got red in my ledger, I’d like to wipe it out. 

fuckyeahavengingarcher:

❝ Never a master planner or a deep thinker, Hawkeye would frequently find himself in hot water far over his head and have to use every bit of skill and wits to get himself out… Hawkeye was obnoxious, cracking jokes at inappropriate moments, openly disrespectful of authority, grousing all the time— a general nuisance to have around. But we all knew it was because of his own insecurity and feeling of unworthiness. Here was a poor orphan, playing the world’s most dangerous game, with every single person he met outclassing him in some way. How would you act in that case? 

Clint Barton | Mark Gruenwald | June 18th

star trek heist au → pike recruits a team of “the best of the best” to rob him a bank.

kirk: the mastermind

bones: his right-hand man; oversees everything and makes sure these hotshots don’t get themselves killed

spock: the IT/hacker guy

uhura: a brilliant con artist

sulu: the getaway car/the muscle

scotty: ballistics

chekov: a rookie genius pickpocket who’s been making a name for himself on the streets

vaspim2k13:

On Monday, during a parliamentary commission hearing to determine if he was a fit for the top court, he was asked whether the death penalty should be applied in cases of rape. His response?

“Consideration needs to be taken thoroughly for the imposition of death penalty for a rapist because in a rape case both the rapist and the victim enjoy it.”

I think I’m going to be sick

God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of the players, (i.e. everybody), to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won’t tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett (from Good Omens)

pagebranson:

So… Clark Gregg tweeted out this idea a day ago.

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I regret nothing.

the-wordbutler:

kayquimi:

zody:

Oh god, so this is the first official Disney Marvel cross over. I dunno how to feel :B

FEEL EXCITED, PEOPLE.

I want this like burning. Holy shit.

I am so excited about this