IM FUCKING SCREAMING
IM IN FUCKING STITCHES
the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it
Oh my gosh
You need a kick in the pants to get a leg up on your novel?
You want a slap in the face to write that article?
Are you desirous of a punch in the taint to finish your term paper?!!
BEHOLD! Beautiful men pointing simultaneously and script to encourage you thusly.
Can I just say that one of my very favorite parts of Winter Soldier was Nick Fury cocking an eyebrow at the police officers side-eyeing his expensive vehicle and sneering, “You wanna see my lease?”
Because the idea of Nick Motherfucking Fury having to deal with shit as disgusting and petty as racial profiling is sort of painfully realistic and heartbreaking. He’s hugely, massively powerful, and he’s sitting in his bulletproof car pondering decisions of worldwide import, but also he gets pulled over sometimes and asked for his registration because the police assume he stole it.
Ack. I was just so pleased that they included that line.
yeah the import of that really struck me the second time I watched the movie.
this was just maybe flat out my favorite part of this review because hi, true
being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
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